S’up! Chris D’Elia’s Comedy Central stand-up special premieres Friday night at 12a/11c.
I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
this has too many notes to be safe
i’m on mobile and it doesn’t load the image but from my experience with this website i guess it’s a gun
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.
Anonymous asked: You're so fucking perfect. God. Stay beautiful, darling. ;)
Aww thanks, idk if perfect is the right word but I’ll go with it
peacefulreverence asked: I miss you, whore.
Nigga I miss you too!
Most interesting person on Facebook.
this is now my favorite photoset on tumblr