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Being single isn’t fun anymore

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christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite

That horrible moment when someone sneezes on you

sodamnrelatable:

They’re all

And your all

Once they realize what just happened, they’re all

And you are just there like

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gatsbymovie:

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Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.

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die-thylamide:

sugar, spice, and a lil somethin for the homies

flashinglightsandecstasy:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

my day just got better. this warms my heart :’)

chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of hear at the end.
“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital